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Old 01-30-2009
 
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Default The Real Super Bowl Over/Unders

Here are the real Super Bowl over/unders for prop betting:

Number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald's dad during the pregame show: 17

Amount of human interest I have in a human interest story about Larry Fitzgerald's dad: 0

Number of Knight Rider previews we get to see during a booth review: 87

Number of times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation while gently rubbing his nipple: 9

Number of strippers Pacman Jones slaps playfully during his pregame analysis: 2

Number of strippers Pacman Jones slaps not so playfully during his pregame analysis: 1

Number of times Pacman Jones smacks Bob Costas for gently asking him not to slap strippers during his pregame analysis: 37

Number of concussions Ben Roethlisberger will suffer during the pregame stretch, 'God Bless America', and the coin toss: 2

Number of Jonas Brothers riding a surfboard with a computer generated porcupine in an effort to raise your awareness of Tostitoes brand garlic and cinnamon corn chips: 3

Number of children Kurt Warner adopts during the second half: 2

Number of children Kurt Warner sacrifices to Jesus during the second half because he was told to in a dream: 3

Number of times Antoine Boldin kisses his fist and thanks Jesus for helping him to run a successful 12 yard slant route: 1

Number of minutes Jesus actually spends watching the Super Bowl: 0

Number of times Bruce Springsteen sings the acoustic song from the movie Philadelphia about the Vietnam POW with the aids: 0

Number of times Matt Leinart will say 'I'm going to disney land!': 0

Number of times Matt Leinart will eventually go to disney land, because he is going to be that dude running the on/off lever at the magic spinning tea cups: 3

(He's gonna get cut from that job, too.)
 
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Old 01-31-2009
 
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Number of times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation while gently rubbing his nipple: 9 over

i still love me some brett but madden always annoyed the fuck out of me with that shit.
 
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