Warcraft Legacy Starcraft Legacy BlizzForums
The Future?

Go Back   BlizzForums > Games > Diablo Discussion

Diablo Discussion Enter the Uncertain Realm Dominated by an Epic Conflict.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes


Old 07-13-2008
 
#1
Egypt KnightWolf
A Nomad Soul
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 769
 KnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too long
Default Pants in D3 [quotes]

Nothing serious really, just some quotes regarding the introduction of pants as an item in D3, i thought it is so funny, here are the best quotes

Quote:
Q u o t e:
My pants have escaped you! You're too late! Hahahahahahaha...
-Mephisto
Q u o t e:
Not even PANTS can save you from me.
-Diablo
Q u o t e:
My pants shall NOT have died in vain!
-Baal

...............................
All that's left of proud pants are ghosts and ashes... -- Necromancer

I shall purge this land of the pants. -- Amazon

This monastery reeks with evil and pants. -- Barbarian

This place is thick with the stench of pants. -- Barbarian

Cain seems to have great wisdom regarding the pants. I hope I never live to be that wise... -- Warriv

If we could only find out how Andariel has managed to corrupt our pants, then, perhaps, we could drive out the evil clouding their minds. -- Kashya

Our mental discipline is matched only by our skill in pants... I only hope these are enough to withstand this awful trial. -- Akara

I'm sorry... did I break your pants? -- D1

I don't really know anything about Cain. He seems to have a lot of pants... That makes me nervous. -- Charsi

It takes time to master your pants... and use will hone your technique. But take care to choose your new pants wisely. -- Cain

Turn back! I can tell that you need pants to fight safely in the next wilderness. -- Flavie
More here http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...03654703&sid=1

Anyone can come up with more Hilarious D3 "Pants" jokes

I imagine how much people will laugh when they get their first "Pants of Doom" unique item, those will be good times
 
KnightWolf has 769 Posts

STOP ISRAELI MASSACRES OF CIVILIANS
http://www.elfarra.org/gallery/gaza.htm
 

KnightWolf is offline


pm.gif   


Old 07-13-2008
 
#2
Hungary CheesePants
qwertz
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 849
 CheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supremeCheesePants reigns supreme
Default

Did someone mention.. pants? :0

So in D1 and D2 your were practically running around in your underwear or what?
 
CheesePants has 849 Posts
 

CheesePants is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via MSN to CheesePants  


Old 07-13-2008
 
#3
United States Eli
Surgeon General's Warning
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2,112
 Eli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatness
Default

Your chest tended to cover to your knees.
 
Eli has 2,112 Posts



 

Eli is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via AIM to Eli  


Old 07-13-2008
 
#4
Egypt KnightWolf
A Nomad Soul
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 769
 KnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too longKnightWolf has been here far, far too long
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CheesePants View Post
Did someone mention.. pants? :0

So in D1 and D2 your were practically running around in your underwear or what?
I guess the armor in D1 and D2 came "bundled" with pants for free, Diablo inc. seems to have abandoned this tradition in D3
 
KnightWolf has 769 Posts

STOP ISRAELI MASSACRES OF CIVILIANS
http://www.elfarra.org/gallery/gaza.htm
 

KnightWolf is offline


pm.gif   


Old 07-13-2008
 
#5
Canada Veltras
Thought in chaos
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 198
 Veltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond reputeVeltras has a reputation beyond repute
Default

LMAO

Here's some more

Quote:
Ahh...Fresh pants.-- Butcher

Stop! The pants contained herein shall not be set free, not even by you.--Tyrael

We travelled together into the pants. Always into the pants.--Marius

Oh no, not pants, I hate pants!-- Druid

I shall make pants with your bones-- The Smith

And just as I was beginning to enjoy the pants.--Necromancer

Such a waste of undead pants. -- Necro

Izual was weak, he squandered his infernal pants. --Necro again

Griswold can't see his pants, what will he do then? And I'd be angry to if someone took my pants! --Farhnam the Drunk

Abandon your foolish pants.. all that awaits you is the wrath of my pants! You are too late to save the pants. Now you will join him.. in Hell. --Archbishop Lazarus

My blade sings for your pants, Mortal, and by my dark masters it shall not be denied. --Warlord of Blood

Hey! You that one that kill all! You get Me magic pants, or we attack!--Snotspill

Your pants shall be the death of you --Zhar the Mad

Save your pants.-- Izual

I sense a soul in search of pants.-- Adria the Witch

The East is beyond your pants. --Andariel

Matron Andariel commands your pants. --Blood Raven

My pants will destroy you. --Blood Raven

Your pants will boil! --Countess

Aggh… The smell of pants surrounds me. --Diablo

Looking for pants? --Duriel

I am your pants --Duriel

Your pants is mine! --The Smith

EDIT: added some from the cut speech from D2
 

Last edited by Veltras; 07-13-2008 at 05:40 PM.
Veltras has 198 Posts

Busy killing integrals and their ilk or trying to measure the decay of psions in their rest frame...
 

Veltras is offline


pm.gif   


Old 07-13-2008
 
#6
United States ManjiSanji
BF Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 564
 ManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortalsManjiSanji is a god among mere mortals
Default

I will make pants out of your bones! -The Smith
I will make weapons out of your pants! -The Smith

All I could think of =P
 
 

ManjiSanji is offline


pm.gif   


Old 07-14-2008
 
#7
Australia blue.rellik
is a double-bagger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 10,518
 blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!blue.rellik could seriously be the president one day, maybe even a senator... so be afraid, be very afraid!
Default

No bars can hold back the power of Pants - Druid
 
blue.rellik has 10,518 Posts

 

blue.rellik is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via MSN to blue.rellik  


Old 07-14-2008
 
#8
No country specified. To select a country, go to User CP -> Edit Profile -> Country mixx
Have a nice day...
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 6,270
 mixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than youmixx is clearly better than you
Default

DIablo : "Rawr" , pants.


Yeah that was lame.
 
mixx has 6,270 Posts


Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
 

mixx is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via MSN to mixx Send a message via Yahoo to mixx 


Old 07-15-2008
 
#9
United States Eli
Surgeon General's Warning
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2,112
 Eli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatnessEli has ascended to greatness
Default

Wtb Diablo2 CDKey =/ I can't find mine. Rawrrr!
 
Eli has 2,112 Posts



 

Eli is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via AIM to Eli  


Old 08-11-2008
 
#10
United States drunkarchon
BF Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 15
 drunkarchon is infamous around these partsdrunkarchon is infamous around these parts
Default

this whole thread is lame, can someone please close it, its not funny at all and the guy who posted it is a complete jackass
 
 

drunkarchon is offline


pm.gif   


Old 08-11-2008
 
#11
Canada DemolitionSquid
TestosterOWNAGE
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 7,740
 DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...DemolitionSquid would like to thank all of the little people...
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkarchon View Post
this whole thread is lame, can someone please close it, its not funny at all and the guy who posted it is a complete jackass
It's been dead for THREE WEEKS, and you necroed it just to say it should die?


 
DemolitionSquid has 7,740 Posts

 

DemolitionSquid is offline


pm.gif  Send a message via MSN to DemolitionSquid  


Old 08-12-2008
 
#12
Israel Eligor
BF Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 414
 Eligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightenedEligor has become enlightened
Default

"The Holy Breeches of Zest" doesn't sound as ridiculous as "The Holy Pants of Zest" but is still pretty out there.

I have faith in Blizzard though, they'll make it sound right.
 
Eligor has 414 Posts
 

Eligor is offline


pm.gif   
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
blizzard's downhill spiral givemeafingname Diablo Discussion 54 07-16-2008 11:15 AM
Thoughts on the art direction Zeitgeber Diablo Discussion 180 07-08-2008 10:02 PM
Ben Boost(former blizz north dev) on D3 SlickR Diablo Discussion 3 07-07-2008 10:11 PM
a youtube video claiming to have d3 mythology Diablo Discussion 6 07-01-2008 05:40 AM
I nearly just shit my pants KP Chit Chat 16 10-26-2007 11:55 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:00 PM.
Designed by XG3