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Old 02-10-2009
 
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May I say, that RIGHT before I was banned some of the Mods and Admins even, tried to come over my house to brainwash me.

I said NO!!!

So they banned me because they got very sad.

But now I'm back. My vacation time from this place has come to an end. I will now fill up some of the void this Forum which has developed when I was diving into my textbooks(when I was banned)

Today during Sociology class, some chick had her menstruation. The whole classroom began to smell like that decaying mouse that got caught at the mousetrap but you never threw away because you were grossed out by touching it.

Later on in Psychology something awesome happened. This chick asked me my last name and then we found out that we both have the same last names! That's awesome! We must be like, cousins or something!

She gave me her phone number and this weekend we are gonna go to the movies, where I will plant my "Zalupa" inside her "Konchik". I will then stab her with it a thousand times. If you don't understand that Russian slang even though you don't speak Russian then shame on you.

This is going to be interesting, because this is going to be the first time I ever chilled with a girl that is exactly my same religion, ethnicity, and culture, and same last name!


I would also like to announce that my informative speech was well spoken. It lasted 8 minutes. I was the second to go and after that my Professor came up to the classroom and told the rest of the class that she wants all the other speeches to be done the way I handled it. I had excellent eye contact, I walked around a bit, my voice was clear and I spoke dynamically. I also combed my hair. So a public thank you to GenocideAlive, and Ace. All others who didn't respond to my PM's, you are excluded from the BlizzForum Orgy which will have many hot women doing things in front of us all.

...So there really isn't much left to say. I checked in here while I was banned a couple of times and I must say that we need more active members. Comon..

"40 people online, 5 members and 35 visitors"

What the hell, man/woman?
 
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inb4.

at least I pray to god inb4.
 
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What is "inb4" ??

I suck at figuring out acronyms. Please tell me what this means.

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Nvm. I just looked up on Urbandictionary and I know what it means now.
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inb4.

at least I pray to god inb4.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
 
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Exactly what you already think.
 
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INB4.

It stands for I Never Ban 4(ever)

duh.
 
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I thought it ment that it means that he quotes the person with the "obvious" reply before it is actually posted.
 
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Later on in Psychology something awesome happened. This chick asked me my last name and then we found out that we both have the same last names! That's awesome! We must be like, cousins or something!
Why would you have sexual intercourse with your cousin........?
 
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I can't find the "This just in, nobody gives a fuck picture", but imagine I posted it.
 
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So you're going to have sex with someone who probably is related to you?
 
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Why would you have sexual intercourse with your cousin........?

She doesn't strike me as my cousin. Well, it IS possible that she is my cousin, but I think that our blood is too different for it to be called incest. Otherwise I would take this more seriously. I asked her if she knows any part of my family, and I got an "idk maybe" answer. If she was willing to give me her number and go on a date, then that's proof that it isn't just me.
 
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So you're going to have sex with someone who probably is related to you?

I wont dive into the sex, I only said that in my first post as a joke. Of course, I'll get to know her first. Maybe it's only a coincidence that we come from the same tribal family in Asia.
 
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On your first day back you probably shouldn't double post.

But yeah you Ruskies are crazy. I suppose you're going to angrily throw vodka bottles at her while you do the nasty?
 
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I wont dive into the sex, I only said that in my first post as a joke. Of course, I'll get to know her first. Maybe it's only a coincidence that we come from the same tribal family in Asia.
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Nu ti vobshe suma sashol.

You take things too seriously lol.

Shutka ne panyemayesh? Ehh my attempt to make a funny on my day back has turned out to be a horrible failure.

The part about her number was true, I will go and chill with her sometime this weekend. I don't think we'll do anything. It would look bad, and people would think our family is full of incest lol. She might introduce me to the other Bukharin Jews on Campus also. She gave me one of her notebooks from the previous semester for me to look up on her notes. That's basically it. I was really excited when I found out that we both share the same last name. It feels like long lost cousins lmao. We both help each other out in class and whatnot.
 
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You take things too seriously lol.

Shutka ne panyemayesh? Ehh my attempt to make a funny on my day back has turned out to be a horrible failure.

The part about her number was true, I will go and chill with her sometime this weekend. I don't think we'll do anything. It would look bad, and people would think our family is full of incest lol. She might introduce me to the other Bukharin Jews on Campus also. She gave me one of her notebooks from the previous semester for me to look up on her notes.
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