May I say, that RIGHT before I was banned some of the Mods and Admins even, tried to come over my house to brainwash me.
I said NO!!!
So they banned me because they got very sad.
But now I'm back. My vacation time from this place has come to an end. I will now fill up some of the void this Forum which has developed when I was diving into my textbooks(when I was banned)
Today during Sociology class, some chick had her menstruation. The whole classroom began to smell like that decaying mouse that got caught at the mousetrap but you never threw away because you were grossed out by touching it.
Later on in Psychology something awesome happened. This chick asked me my last name and then we found out that we both have the same last names! That's awesome! We must be like, cousins or something!
She gave me her phone number and this weekend we are gonna go to the movies, where I will plant my "Zalupa" inside her "Konchik". I will then stab her with it a thousand times. If you don't understand that Russian slang even though you don't speak Russian then shame on you.
This is going to be interesting, because this is going to be the first time I ever chilled with a girl that is exactly my same religion, ethnicity, and culture, and same last name!
I would also like to announce that my informative speech was well spoken. It lasted 8 minutes. I was the second to go and after that my Professor came up to the classroom and told the rest of the class that she wants all the other speeches to be done the way I handled it. I had excellent eye contact, I walked around a bit, my voice was clear and I spoke dynamically. I also combed my hair. So a public thank you to GenocideAlive, and Ace. All others who didn't respond to my PM's, you are excluded from the BlizzForum Orgy which will have many hot women doing things in front of us all.
...So there really isn't much left to say. I checked in here while I was banned a couple of times and I must say that we need more active members. Comon..
"40 people online, 5 members and 35 visitors"
What the hell, man/woman?