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Old 02-03-2009
 
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What do you guys think about farting? Embarassed? A lot of people have different opinions about it. I still laugh every time someone farts I know thats childish but it's funny to me. Are you afraid to fart in public, do you hold it in or just let it rip?

I'm a farter. To me the louder the better, it's a good way to break the tension in awkward situations. The funniest is when girls fart. One time in class a girl accidentally farted and felt so embarassed I could tell, so I saved her and just ripped a loud one and everybody laughed.

The worst though is when girls are laughing and they fart they are so fucking embarassed and call me a dick but I got to laugh. I don't know why this is so funny to me.

My friend is even worse though, he will go up to the pencil sharpener and just rip one during a test. Thoughts?
 
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I have no problem at all with farting as loudly as possible, anywhere

my good buddy is allergic to wheat so you can imagine some of his farts. We've recorded 30-second+ farts of his
 
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Meh, a fart is just releasing of gasses. I'm not embarrassed when I fart. I usually finish it off with a comment like "That's the stuff" or "More room out than in" or something like that. I think it's funny when people have the walking farts.
 
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I don't really mind as long as I don't smell it. The worst part about it is when some fatass sits in front of you slowly releases one that noone can hear and the next thing you know everyone around him is covering their noses with their shirts and looking at him.
 
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Yeah I noticed that when I try to fart they are not stinky but when I try to hold them in they are really stinky.
 
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Sometimes I fart as I'm running up stairs, so its a bunch of little farts, and it fucking hilarious. I say that cause I'm a bit overweight I need the extra propulsion to get up them.
 
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I was just going to post something funny when the phone rang. I answered while reading more of this thread and almost could not contain my laughter. So yes, farts are funny.
 
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Sometimes I will fart while playing the piano. I tend to fart to the rhythm, also. It is funny. I also tend to fart when lying down usually while reading books. The stinkiest farts are when I exercise. That's all the shit coming out of the system.
 
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Ever noticed how a fart will smell stronger or stinkier in the shower, and it has more hang time? Maybe it's all the hot moisture. Also, it's funny to hear the fart come out when your ass is wet.
 
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I like to blow air into a tight pussy and then stick my cock in there and hear the pussy farts.
 
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Ever hear a fart while having anal sex with a girl?

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It means she's enjoying it enough to relax.

P.S. Robbie is laying in the bed, and he farted about 3 minutes ago. I'm just NOW smelling it.
 
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Kid. Stop. Now.

Seriously, it's just awkward.
 
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Nevermind. I didn't see the "anal" part of Dave's post. lmao.

And Robbie just farted again. Poor Kairi. She has to smell it before I do. Don't cats have a better sense of smell? lol.
 
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