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Old 07-02-2006
 
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Default How to open a bottle of beer

I was thinking about techniques to open bottles of beer. I ofter find myself without an open, so I'm trying to gather techniques. post yours.

1- Take the bottle and press the cap against your skin under your arm (just above the elbow). Twist the bottle, your skin should wrap itself around the cap and at a certain point the cap might open. It doesn't work with every bottle and it's painful, but at least you'll impress your friends.
 
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2 - Take the top of the bottle and smash it on the creator of this thread.
 
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3 - Smash the bottle of beer onto the ground in anyway you would'd like
 
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I was thinking about techniques to open bottles of beer. I ofter find myself without an open, so I'm trying to gather techniques. post yours.

1- Take the bottle and press the cap against your skin under your arm (just above the elbow). Twist the bottle, your skin should wrap itself around the cap and at a certain point the cap might open. It doesn't work with every bottle and it's painful, but at least you'll impress your friends.
The only way I can imagine that's possible is with your joints, which kind of explains why it is painful, not to mention rather harmful to your joints.

well I have a list

2. Use another beer bottle

3. Use the table (you press the cap partly against the table and then slam your hand downward.)

4. You can use the door mechanism as a natural bottle opener.

5. Use the crate it came in (same as table), any furniture with a solid edge will do though.
 
 

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are you kidding? im in college. that means cans. i dont drink beer out of bottles unless its given to me. but then , yeah i do what dadamion said.
 
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a nearby road kerb works as well :-)
 
 

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go to youtube.com and look up scandinavian way to open a beer bottle.

nuff said
 
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use your goddamn hands duh
 
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I use the skin on my forehead or forearm, similar to the first post.

I've also used my teeth and a hammer.

Don't use your teeth, kids.
 
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Now that's covered, how about trying to open a bottle of beer when you're drunk?
 
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That's why I need simple and efficient methods that use few or no instruments.


And Carl, I gotta say YTMND has proven itself to be useful after all.

That guy from your post is German who has a blog about how to open beer bottles. Infortunately it's in German.
 
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