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    Cock blocked badass on Sat night, second real badass cock block in my short studly life time

    Really sucked though, this chick was killer, prolly woulda been my best catch to date

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    I dunno what that is but it sounds nasty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkarbiter View Post
    I dunno what that is but it sounds nasty...
    Its when you're going for a hot babe and some jackass ruins it for you.
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    there's always next time. that sucks man
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    Oh HELL naw you don't get off THAT easy Nic.

    Details. Extra emphasis on the TAILS portion.

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    Most cockblocks are excuses. A real man doesn't let some punk get in his way.

    /says the guy who hasn't dated in 15 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuts View Post
    Most cockblocks are excuses. A real man doesn't let some punk get in his way.

    /says the guy who hasn't dated in 15 years.
    Albeit married to a HAWT wifey. :p

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    Aight, Nutz I totaly agree with you, BUT

    What happened is I go some random ass party where a bunch of peoplez are that I havn't seen such I graduated (last summer.)

    One of them was a chick I had in Research & Writing our senior year... Other than that we hadn't had a class together since 10th grade PhyEd!

    We're hardly alike but our chemistry is insane!
    Okay, so at the party I see her there, along with about 10 other possible chicks for me to hit on, but I focuss on her. I swear to god this chick resembles that Ipod chick besides younger and with a little bit smaller teets.

    Honnestly all had to do was keep sippin my liquid courage, act cool, listen to her, then aprox. 40-1hr of this we're downstairs smoking andtalking about school and she starts mentioning her crush on me she always had, I FUCKING PRETY SHY, BUT, I was drunk and studly enough to play it cool. Don't get me wrong It was obvious by the way I reacted I was flatterd and bashfull but I still kept making eye contact, blablalba, before I knew it I was inches from her mouth, she says something else cute, IM LIKE, FROM OUTA THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH WITH A SMILE, CAN WE JUST KISS OR WHAT

    AND WE DO

    WHEN IMMEDIATELY HER FRIEND ANNA STARTS CALLING OUT "HEATHER, HEATHER, HEATHER."

    It honnestly took at least 4-5 times of her friend calling her name for me to hear her and stop, LET ALONE COMPREHEND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BE COCK BLOCKED HARDCORE!

    So there goes my lady swept off with her dumbass friendk, I kick it downstairs with the smokers for aprox. 20 seconds trying to get cool, I actually told a joke along the lines of
    "My friend asked me for a frozen bannanah, I said NO, but I would look a regular one for later, so yea

    Then I say, fuck it, I'm gonna go chase her down. I get a place to talk to her alone for the most part and the jist is she said something about not wantign to be a slut, obviously her friends told her she was... This girl doesn't have the most confidence or self esteem, SHE FUCKING SHOULD SHE'S FINE, anyway, she's obviously controlled by this girl that stopped her.
    I tried getting her home with me too, but she 'had to stay with her friends.'
    Just happened the two people i came there with were leaving right at this same time so I dipped. She has my number and I'm supposed to add her to face book but I can't find her on there....

    Sorry for choppiness of post, I'm high and trying to recolect a drunken moment, too many points to make at once.

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    See, it's quite simple. A millimeter bullet would have done the job.

    Or as my friends in New York like to refer to it, "Pop that nigga"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic View Post
    This girl doesn't have the most confidence or self esteem,
    That makes a girl easier, not harder. Anyway that sucks dude, yeah it happens to the best of us, it has even happened to me before. One way to get around it would be to text her late at night once everyone has gone home and go over to her apartment or whatever where it's just you two.
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    Yes. Yes, its a bitch.

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    nah man. noooooo way

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    Quote Quote
    Most cockblocks are excuses. A real man doesn't let some punk get in his way.

    /says the guy who hasn't dated in 15 years.
    Yeah times have changed old man.

    For example: last friday i was getting down to business with the woman. I just get her nearly naked and DING DONG the door bell rings and it's our friend at the door who was supposed to come over an hour ago to get ready for a big semi formal thing.

    WORST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    Yeah times have changed old man.

    For example: last friday i was getting down to business with the woman. I just get her nearly naked and DING DONG the door bell rings and it's our friend at the door who was supposed to come over an hour ago to get ready for a big semi formal thing.

    WORST.
    That's not a cock block. Thats a "you weren't quick enough, you snail" block. :p

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    Dude that sucks I hate that shit that happens to me alot. SHit talk to her alone and if the famous cock pblock friend comes dont be an ass itll make u look bad what u must do is make an excuse to get away from her lol only thing possible. Or get her totally wasted then get away both work.

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