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    Default Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Ok yeah, this is where I learned to hack ok. It is a good site, very good in fact. I still look through it every day, because it always seems to have really good information. Great tips on hacking, too! So, if you wanna learn how to be a real hacker:
    (they have tutorials, etc)

    http://www.elite-hackers.com/main
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Is this joke? This joke right?
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    It's so awesome:

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    ...I myself am using the newest version of Microsoft Windows, which is Vista. However, I wouldn't recommend it...
    lo-fucking-l

    and parts of the site don't even work, the tools link mentions sub7, so from what i can tell it's just another script-kiddie bullshit site.

    my favorite though was his comment about linux and unix being worthless and how they came after apple (lol)

    awesome parody site bro
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Wait? Elite Wallpapers?

    The fuck?

    Also:

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    Now, seeing that the majority of people rely on MySpace for virtually everything, having control of that is what a real hacker is all about.


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    I just found my new homepage!
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Q: Can you hack into my school and change my grades for me?
    A: No. I had to do it on my own for my failing PE grade

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    Q: Can you build a website/hack a website for me?
    A: I really would love to, but I don't have the time between school and work. I just started my career at EB Games

    Deep breath:


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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    [hackblizzforumscontrolbackspacealtdeleteplus412329 4andiflockedthenunlock]
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Real computer hackers are either shut ins or working for the government/private sector nowadays.

    It's cute that some kids put on Guy Fawkes masks and run DDOS attacks, but people with power and money realized that the really talented people are better bought off and put to use rather than criminally pursued.
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    I don't trust it... Am I gonna get a virus if I go to that website?
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    You guys disappoint me.

    Seriously, y'all are you losing your touch.
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Is he offering me cheap drugs and/or Nike shoes at low prices?
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    nope

    hes giving you the chance to have super mad hacka skillz

    embrace it
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Real computer hackers are either shut ins or working for the government/private sector nowadays.
    Pretty much.

    Mitnick was an exception until he got caught. Now he's working in the private sector.
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Quote Originally Posted by DemonLORD View Post
    nope

    hes giving you the chance to have super mad hacka skillz

    embrace it
    Im not a computer person, i prefer to deal with narcotics and style.
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    Default Re: Learning to be a real computer hacker

    Real hackers pay for their lifestyle with legitimate employment. There is nothing that prohibits them from engaging in illicit activities after hours. I should know.
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