Owned, Sweetie

[Thus]

So I went and saw The Dark Knight for the second time, with my mother. And in front of us was some dude on a date, and at eh end of our row there were two girls who began talking during the film, and continued for a few minutes. The the guy in front of turns around and says "Did you pay to get into this movie?" "Yes..." "Yeah, so did we." And the two girls didn't say anything for the rest of the movie.

Though the bitch's kept texting through the whole thing.

[viperjo]

I find texting to be worthless and annoying. Good for the guy though, i've seen people do that and just get ignored. Although that leads to a manager coming and ejecting the people from the theater. Thats good too.

[Noise]

I hate people like that in theatres. Frick.

[DemolitionSquid]

When I saw Transformers, there was a woman in front of us with a baby who wouldn't stop crying. I asked my buddy, loudly, how much time he thought I'd get for killing the baby to shut it up as a public service. The woman got up and took the kid outside, the entire theatre gave a little cheer.

People who bring their babies to movies should be beaten.

[Stronghold]

I really want to go to a movie I've already seen, wait for someone to start talking alot, then ruin the ending for them.

[missilX]

I really want to go to a movie I've already seen, wait for someone to start talking alot, then ruin the ending for them.

Dude Ive been waiting to do this for ever. I want it to be like a Sixth Sense movie. Where they don't really know what I said but as the movie goes on they slowly figure it out and get pissed.

When I saw the simpsons movie there was this fat bitch and her fat bitch friend and their bitch ass kids sitting infront of my friends and I. They literally had to explain each fucking part to their bitch ass kids. For instance there would be a stop sign and the fat bitches would be like "kids whats that? what does that say" and one of the bitch kids would let out a barely understandable "stop" and then they would all laugh like the creators of the movie said "hey you know what would be really funny? If we put a stop sign right here and hope that some bitch mom ask's her bitch kids to read it and then they laugh. haha that would be awesome" They also laughed like bitches too. I don't think I have ever had such a terrible movie experience in my life.

[Megan]

Dude Ive been waiting to do this for ever. I want it to be like a Sixth Sense movie. Where they don't really know what I said but as the movie goes on they slowly figure it out and get pissed.

When I saw the simpsons movie there was this fat bitch and her fat bitch friend and their bitch ass kids sitting infront of my friends and I. They literally had to explain each fucking part to their bitch ass kids. For instance there would be a stop sign and the fat bitches would be like "kids whats that? what does that say" and one of the bitch kids would let out a barely understandable "stop" and then they would all laugh like the creators of the movie said "hey you know what would be really funny? If we put a stop sign right here and hope that some bitch mom ask's her bitch kids to read it and then they laugh. haha that would be awesome" They also laughed like bitches too. I don't think I have ever had such a terrible movie experience in my life.

If they are blurting out a "barely understandable stop" then they aren't old enough to be watching the Simpsons anyway.

[missilX]

Yeah and I would not be surprised if those bitch kids grow up to be fucked.

[Megan]

Yeah and I would not be surprised if those bitch kids grow up to be fucked.

I wouldn't either. I went to see The Strangers and someone brought their 3 or 4 year old kid and they let out a blood curdling scream, it was sad. I would never bring my daughter to a movie like that! If I didn't have a babysitter I would just stay home!

[blue.rellik]

When I saw Transformers, there was a woman in front of us with a baby who wouldn't stop crying. I asked my buddy, loudly, how much time he thought I'd get for killing the baby to shut it up as a public service. The woman got up and took the kid outside, the entire theatre gave a little cheer.

People who bring their babies to movies should be beaten.

That's a pretty harsh thing to say

Though it can be argued why the hell she took her baby to watch TF anyway

[DemolitionSquid]

That's a pretty harsh thing to say

Though it can be argued why the hell she took her baby to watch TF anyway

If you don't know by now, I have no shame or remorse. If I think you're a waste of air, I'll tell you. If you piss me off, I have no problem telling you where you can shove it.

[Stronghold]

I wouldn't either. I went to see The Strangers and someone brought their 3 or 4 year old kid and they let out a blood curdling scream, it was sad. I would never bring my daughter to a movie like that! If I didn't have a babysitter I would just stay home!

Everyone in this world is retarded, I deal with them everyday where I work. But I'm sure everyone else does too.

[Megan]

Everyone in this world is retarded, I deal with them everyday where I work. But I'm sure everyone else does too.

Lol I wouldn't go as far as saying that everyone in the world is retarded.

[ZergMcNugget]

Similar thing happened to me when i went to watch Spiderman 3(a long time ago).

There were two bitches that were yapping from begginning to the end of the movie: Watch out Spidertman! Behind you! Green goblin leave MJ alone motherf..!!
When they were beating crap out of Spiderman : Thats unfair. And they were allmost crying...
And the one hat to constantly explain to another one what is happening.

Of course my brother, his friend and me were constantly telling thet to STFU and missed 30% of movie.

[JSMaTT]

Ever since moving to a decent sized city, I realized that people in the movie theaters are fucking rude as hell.

Seriously, how hard is it to just there and shut the fuck up?