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Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,115
Posted By viperjo
Re: I keep rifles under my bed for self-defense?!?

I would be willing to safely bet that most, if not all, rifles you come across as a civilian dont have that much punch to do damage even if you're narrowly missed. Some minor bruising or a heat rash...
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-17-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,590
Posted By viperjo
Re: SC2 Create your achievements

So you've actually played Browder himself? I think its pretty cool that you can beat the head of the entire project even though he is around it almost 24/7.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,341
Posted By viperjo
Re: Man law: Bi guys

You should write a book.



It just means that you as a straight man have failed at getting tail and that even a gay man can land more than you. In short, it means you need to seriously...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 3,904
Posted By viperjo
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Only if you promise to share the bounty of women that grace your avatars and sig photos.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,458
Posted By viperjo
Re: Celebrities you would not have sex with.

You know how I know you're gay Dave?

I would not fuck paris hilton or nicole richie even with another man's dick.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 12
Views: 563
Posted By viperjo
Re: Keeping Pykie and Davie Alive - Pt 3

Pykie would make a good kids story I think. One of those giant cardboard children's books used to indoctrinate the young of the world to follow the will of Blizzard.

Excellent stories.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 36
Views: 1,501
Posted By viperjo
Re: People Who Failed First Grade

I would have sex with her. And her vagina.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

I approve. You may continue.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Whichever one leads you into a violent rage that shakes the intrawebs itself!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

I sense a violent verbal rape in the near future... BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!!
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-17-2009
Replies: 1
Views: 549
Posted By viperjo
[Idea] User Generated Content

Had an idea i thought i'd bounce off of you all. Its common practice these days to give players a lot of play room with what they can do to a game in terms of content right? Lots of games allow for...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Dude... what?

Thats... thats just too gay.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 3,904
Posted By viperjo
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Its called stalking and its a compliment.that she, or any other individual for that matter, is taking time out of their very busy day to look at what you've been doing. As troubling as that may be...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 4,633
Posted By viperjo
Re: Acne help

I had horrible acne back in middle school, face swellingly bad, Proactiv works and works damn quick. I wouldn't go so far as to say over night but in three days time you will notice a serious...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Lets not forget when the hand takes out its rage on the penis. Those two need some serious counseling. Not a healthy relationship at all.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Not really, I think its either the sound of air or the cold can when its expelling the air. Ok, so the clean electronics and nooks are nice too but thats just a fortunate by product.
Forum: Feedback Forum 02-16-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 1,101
Posted By viperjo
Re: BF Shoutbox?

I'm confused as to what exactly a shout box is. Just a sort of "side thread" for random musings i guess?
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 3,904
Posted By viperjo
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

What the? Are those muscles? They look like shelled sea dicks...

Oh Meghan, that gets my girly bits all moist with anticipation. You delightful tease you.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 3,904
Posted By viperjo
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Ohhh you can't tease us with that. Let us know, let us know!
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 106
Views: 6,876
Posted By viperjo
Re: Protoss reproduction

Hear hear! Tear down the walls! Beat down every door! Leave no nook unchecked and no head left unaccounted for! We'll get the answers we seek or bring the whole thing down around their ears!
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Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 3,904
Posted By viperjo
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Brought a tear to my eye and some suds to my loofa. TO THE SHOWER!!!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,115
Posted By viperjo
Re: I keep rifles under my bed for self-defense?!?

A much larger single hole. Get hit with a bullet at such close range and it literally tears a hole in you and that hole expands a good bit, depending on the bullet size and distance from the barrel,...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 8
Views: 495
Posted By viperjo
Re: Like Clue? Like Evil Plots? You'll like tonight's BF Board Game

As soon as I get this stupid log in working i'll be joining in on this. Stupid thing...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,115
Posted By viperjo
Re: I keep rifles under my bed for self-defense?!?

I'll come at em with my mahogany bat swinging like a berserker. That'll scare em well enough I think. Shotty makes for better range though, despite the terrible mess it leaves.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 36
Views: 1,501
Posted By viperjo
Re: People Who Failed First Grade

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear God i nearly pissed myself at...
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 8
Views: 818
Posted By viperjo
Re: Specific unique units quote and sounds.

Eh, sounds like a cool little tid bit but not really cool enough to put in the game. Maybe as a patch later on i guess or as an optional "goody" download.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 4,891
Posted By viperjo
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

I have this strange fascination with using those compressed air cans to clean out crevices and dusty electronics. Absolutely infatuating and I cannot help myself or stop until every last spec of...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,311
Posted By viperjo
Re: Valentines Day Gift Ideas

Mind the children would you? Keep it pg. Or better yet, dont share at all.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,081
Posted By viperjo
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

So apparently the latest buzz is that this fugo has or was sleeping with several other guys. A regular occurrence one article says as quoted by a 15 or 16 year old who says he slept with her.
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Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 45
Views: 1,464
Posted By viperjo
Re: Good Morning USA.

Morning from 9-10am human physiology
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 7
Views: 937
Posted By viperjo
Re: [Unit Suggestion] Terran unit - Black eagle

Can we call it a beagle? Snoopy perhaps as a nickname?
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,590
Posted By viperjo
Re: SC2 Create your achievements

http://www.sc2pod.com/achievement.php?id=746
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 24
Views: 1,351
Posted By viperjo
Re: What if we could control sound like we contro light?

I remember seeing a program about this except it was a weaponized variant of this sort of technology. Pretty cool stuff to be sure.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 24
Views: 941
Posted By viperjo
Re: High pressure orange juice attack

Nice battle scar there. You can always say someone tried to cut you with a bottle in a fight and still be telling a half truth.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 46
Views: 1,530
Posted By viperjo
Re: Bio-cock

Donkey punch! HAY OHHHHHHH!!!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 32
Views: 1,168
Posted By viperjo
Re: Happy Valentines Day!

I wuv you too snookums.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,071
Posted By viperjo
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Pretty damn good considering they have a second establishment just down the road that can serve anyone and everyone else. If anything its a sound business plan to have a specialized location.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,071
Posted By viperjo
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

I'd like to learn a bit more about zoroastrianism. The little that I do know of it is pretty interesting, the sacred but not "sacred" sacred fires are pretty nifty.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 3,730
Posted By viperjo
Re: New Base, New Rules, Same Old BF

So whats all this about a jewvasion? *bites into a hot dog*
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,071
Posted By viperjo
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Taking ham off the menu of ONE store when a normal dominoes is only two miles away is not news worthy. You're the one who seems to find it as an act of cultural invasion.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,071
Posted By viperjo
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Yes, yes, lets blow the whistle on an islamic invasion because one particular company has a few establishments that cater to one specific group of people while still being able to serve the larger...
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 02-13-2009
Replies: 5
Views: 3,821
Posted By viperjo
Re: Advent of the Zenith

More or less yes. The item system is expensive and if you can't manage to kill any heroes then you're pretty much completely fucked since even the most basic "good" items cost at least a little...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-12-2009
Replies: 22
Views: 661
Posted By viperjo
Forum: Chit Chat 02-12-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 3,730
Posted By viperjo
Re: New Base, New Rules, Same Old BF

Aaaand she's back. Good to hear you're doing alright.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-11-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,311
Posted By viperjo
Re: Valentines Day Gift Ideas

I want the plush brain cell! That thing is awesome! Its got dendrites, cell body, a full axon, mylination, and nodes of ranvier!!! Holy moly I want one this instant.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-11-2009
Replies: 47
Views: 2,244
Posted By viperjo
Re: Top 10 cities to work and live.

Not enough Texas love. Screw you guys, i'm heading to Houston.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-11-2009
Replies: 19
Views: 733
Posted By viperjo
Re: Why Arabs Hate Jews

You're trying to split hairs here. Arabs, those predating modern Muslims, have been hating Jews since day 2 of existence. There is no difference between that hatred and Muslim hatred other than the...
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-11-2009
Replies: 32
Views: 2,641
Posted By viperjo
Re: Regrowing Purple Minerals

Turtling should be a viable strategy, the best offense is a good defense in some cases. However, this would lead to players rotating their mineral fields leaving one or two not in use to recharge...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-11-2009
Replies: 41
Views: 1,440
Posted By viperjo
Re: Canada > The World

Austin Icebats! We suck royally!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-10-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 1,000
Posted By viperjo
Re: Fire

The land itself is turning against the Aussies. Y'all are a brave batch to say the least considering that everything down there can kill you if you even look at it wrong.
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