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Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,646
Posted By Mike
Re: Man law: Bi guys

You spin me right round JT. Right round like a record player. Right round.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,646
Posted By Mike
Re: Man law: Bi guys

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

EDIT: Roomie opinion: Even if the balls touch, it's not gay. If the one guy had, say, his finger up the other dude's butt giving him the ol'...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,646
Posted By Mike
Re: Man law: Bi guys

Beware Citizens!

This is dangerous territory for research. The worrisome question is, if a man has sex with a man, then proceeds to have sex with more women than you... what does it make you?
...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,233
Posted By Mike
Re: I keep rifles under my bed for self-defense?!?

The best weapon to start with is a trained body and mind, before considering a home firearm purchase.
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-17-2009
Replies: 26
Views: 2,559
Posted By Mike
Re: So with all of the info about the Trilogy I...

Kerrigan isn't seeking revenge on Mengsk per sey, she's seeking to eliminate her biggest threat. Even after soundly giving the Dominion a whipping, Mengsk put together a huge fleet and came after...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 20
Views: 1,631
Posted By Mike
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 8
Views: 545
Posted By Mike
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Look, yo, dis real shit here.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 4,339
Posted By Mike
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

I was making a shot at Nuts, you tard.

At some point this goes from amusement into deep, deep despair.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 4,339
Posted By Mike
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Boys, boys, boys.

Picking on the elderly Dave? Bad form.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 4,339
Posted By Mike
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

That's what I said at my court hearing!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Hi HV! I see you thar!

Demon, am I allowed to bring extra supplies, or must I produce it all on the spot?
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

My sperm could whip the shit out of your sperm.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 42
Views: 1,823
Posted By Mike
Re: The Mainstream Media

I love that Predator was the terrorist.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 4,339
Posted By Mike
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

Aww, give him some free internet flirt Meg.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

The only thing wrong with abortion is it deprives us of fresh babies to eat.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Hemorrhoids are living creatures too.

Murderers.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 119
Views: 5,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Favourite thing to clean?

Nothing like a good ball cleaning after a long day at work.

Gotta get rid of that built up fromundabutter.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 73
Views: 4,339
Posted By Mike
Re: In this thread I apologize to Dave the Rave.

This message was brought to you by the Gooey Holes division of the Ad Council.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 13
Views: 878
Posted By Mike
Re: Monthly Monday Board Games 2: Kill Dr. Lucky

Damn, got home late. I'll look for a second game!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,436
Posted By Mike
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

They let boys ages 12-18 sleep in the same room with their 15 year old daughter.

How the fuck are you that neglectful?
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 26
Views: 2,559
Posted By Mike
Re: So with all of the info about the Trilogy I...

Rather than making the single player campaigns an introduction to online play, it appears that Blizzard is keeping the same successful multiplayer formula while making the single player experience a...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 18
Views: 1,052
Posted By Mike
Re: New Aliens vs Predator game in 2010

Jesus.

Every time you come to a ladder down you had to chuck a couple grenades and pray you'd get the inevitable facehugger waiting.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,436
Posted By Mike
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

Goodness gracious.

What kinda parents did this girl have?
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 963
Posted By Mike
Re: Little dirty things that aren't supposed to be dirty.

We require a pound of flesh as payment.
Forum: StarCraft Discussion 02-16-2009
Replies: 29
Views: 2,857
Posted By Mike
Re: SC2 Create your achievements

http://www.sc2pod.com/achievement.php?id=834 (http://www.sc2pod.com/achievements/starcraft-2/never-gonna-give-you-up/?id=834)

http://www.sc2pod.com/achievement.php?id=954 ...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,436
Posted By Mike
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

A nice fatal dose of syphilis could solve so many problems here.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 940
Posted By Mike
Re: Jeff Kaplan on new Blizzard MMO

A horror MMO would definitely be interesting, to say the least.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009
Replies: 27
Views: 1,945
Posted By Mike
Re: Dusty is Safe

Any individual who has a need fulfilled by the abuse of someone weaker than they, be it human or animal, is a danger to society at large.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,526
Posted By Mike
Re: Valentines Day Gift Ideas

Welcome to the internets.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,526
Posted By Mike
Re: Valentines Day Gift Ideas

I wouldn't want to speculate further.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 5,229
Posted By Mike
Re: Acne help

Not a sugar vodka!

God damn this kid can't stop!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,526
Posted By Mike
Re: Valentines Day Gift Ideas

More like a Mobius.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 5,229
Posted By Mike
Re: Acne help

Yeah, like that works.

Noob.

Acid, Fire, or sharp objects.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 5,229
Posted By Mike
Re: Acne help

Knife. Jugular.

You fill in the rest.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 940
Posted By Mike
Re: Jeff Kaplan on new Blizzard MMO

With Fantasy and Sci-Fi covered, where will Blizzard go with the new IP?

Especially in the MMO arena, Fantasy and Sci-Fi are the big players. Blizzard already has arguably the 3 most recognizable...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 32
Views: 1,291
Posted By Mike
Re: Happy Valentines Day!

My Valentine works second shift today, so we went out for breakfast and the first-of-the-day matinee.

So I'm celebrating by getting completely smashed all by my lonesome.

WOO!
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 02-14-2009
Replies: 17
Views: 1,396
Posted By Mike
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Ah, HV. So good to see you and your pathetic mental faculties back.

I don't know who you are referring to, because no one has suggested what you are raving about.

Actually, what I said was...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

They want people like you, with your exact mentality, saying your drivel.

When I say they, I don't mean the poor deluded and brainwashed people sacrificing themselves to kill others. I'm...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

You sound just like the people you hate pictured in the photo up top.

Do you realize that is exactly what they want?
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Good lord. Didn't your break teach you anything?



No, they shouldn't.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 64
Views: 2,287
Posted By Mike
Re: Muslim Dominoes Pizza

Businesses Catering to their markets are evidence of a cultural takeover?

Get a grip.
Forum: Diablo Discussion 02-13-2009
Replies: 19
Views: 1,923
Posted By Mike
Re: Diablo III to be rated mature!!

Spleens for the Spleen God!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 15
Views: 787
Posted By Mike
Re: Midway Bankrupt

Good night sweet prince.

GET OVER HERE!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 85
Views: 2,687
Posted By Mike
Re: Proving Rule 34

You never go ass to mouth!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,436
Posted By Mike
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

We need more serfs to work the fields and fight to reclaim the holy land!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 53
Views: 3,436
Posted By Mike
Re: A Father at 13 Years Old

The kid doesn't even look 13.

Good lord.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 57
Views: 3,282
Posted By Mike
Re: 2 girls one cup

HAH!

Salsa Snack was freaking hilarious as well.

I never fail to be amazed at the things humans will do.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2009
Replies: 111
Views: 4,052
Posted By Mike
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