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Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 01:26 AM
Why hello there, My name is Captain Hair:

My interests include:

Making lists of 00ber n00bs
Joking around with Carnage
Parodying JAD with GONADS
Remembering Xenon
Being conservative with Nuts
And playing diplomacy with Cygnus

My turn-offs include:
Making Xenon an admin for a day
Shinitenshi leaving
Playing diplomacy with SCVArmy
Banning Carnage
Moogles
and Raptor the Militant Muslim/Secret Mod or whatever

00ber n00bs forever!

And Carnage and Raptor should definetly come back and combine into a super-member named "Craptor"

That is all.

oh, and VOTE MAUL
Modred
10-30-2006, 01:28 AM
Brilliant!
Gorbet
10-30-2006, 01:49 AM
I remember you.
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 01:52 AM
Gorbet, a senior mod? Cool beans...
Gorbet
10-30-2006, 02:00 AM
Yes indeed.

I think I actually made it onto one of your newbie lists at one stage. Now I feel old.
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 02:05 AM
Not as old as i feel, heh.

~Don't Panic
Bob
10-30-2006, 02:34 AM
I remember all this now I feel sad.


I give this a day before the usual people enter this thread.
Bullet2head
10-30-2006, 07:09 AM
What the fuck is a moogle? Isn't it that bird from FF? The yellow chicken thing, right?
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 09:08 AM
Nah, it's the little white bear thing with wings and a red ball on its head. The bird is the chocobo.

~Don't Panic
SmoothWare
10-30-2006, 10:07 AM
Hmm, I dont think you remember me, I joined i think just as you left.

I was best known as SmoothWare.

also, I think I may havea wicked avatar for you. PM me for more details
LordofAscension
10-30-2006, 10:13 AM
Welcome back. Nice to see the old blood returning.

~LoA
Amok
10-30-2006, 10:57 AM
Oh noes, he's back... again.
Bullet2head
10-30-2006, 10:59 AM
Nah, it's the little white bear thing with wings and a red ball on its head. The bird is the chocobo.

~Don't Panic

Oh, yeah. It's been forever since I've played my FF7. Oh well.

Welcome to hell, mortal
Tassadar
10-30-2006, 11:43 AM
In addition to the triumphant return of Captain hair, Colin Mochrie makes this thread uber-awesome.
Kaervek
10-30-2006, 11:44 AM
Oh snap! Capt. Hair! Welcome back, ye bloke!
Bullet2head
10-30-2006, 12:12 PM
In addition to the triumphant return of Captain hair, Colin Mochrie makes this thread uber-awesome.

Ryan > Colin
Darth Maul
10-30-2006, 12:21 PM
lol

Vote Maul

What happened to him? I remember he was some huge spammer from Australia and no one liked him.

But yeah good to see you back.
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 12:29 PM
Ryan > Colin

I agree with ye, however Colin IS Captain Hair, whereas Ryan is just awesome.
Tassadar
10-30-2006, 12:32 PM
Ryan > Colin

Yeah, but I've met Colin, therefore Colin>Ryan.
I would gladly amend my opinion should Ryan wish to arrange a meeting. :p
Bullet2head
10-30-2006, 12:36 PM
I agree with ye, however Colin IS Captain Hair, whereas Ryan is just awesome.

I've ment Wayne, ryan, and Colin, so I win! WLIIA is my favorite show on this Earth.

Favorite episode guys?

I hope to meet Drew soon to.
Meteora
10-30-2006, 07:47 PM
Welcome back to BlizzForums, aka the Fourth Reich.

You deserve a good thread... I'm sure Ass Kicker cannot mess around here while the veterans are here.
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 07:50 PM
w00t, I got me posts back. Now I look rediculous in this forum.... lol
Meteora
10-30-2006, 07:52 PM
w00t, I got me posts back. Now I look rediculous in this forum.... lol

From the ranks of a newb to the ranks of a veteran/senior member. That's a ridicious promotion.
Chaos
10-30-2006, 08:15 PM
Someone besides me who remembers Raptor!

Wonderful.
Meteora
10-30-2006, 08:21 PM
As you can see, Chaos has the most posts, probably got 15k while you were gone.
Kassad
10-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Was Captain Hair a Senior Mod/Admin or something?
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 08:35 PM
Not quite, just a CC Mod/Forum Elder way back in the day
Chaos
10-30-2006, 08:48 PM
Hybrid Soldier came and revealed himself to be a Linkin Park uberfanboy while you were gone too =)
Kassad
10-30-2006, 08:51 PM
Hybrid Soldier came and revealed himself to be a Linkin Park uberfanboy while you were gone too =)

Coming out of the closet can be so hard these days.
Darth Maul
10-30-2006, 09:06 PM
Someone besides me who remembers Raptor!

Wonderful.

I remember him as well. He was an asshole. He had Baloog or whatever that bears name was as his avy correct?
ADX
10-30-2006, 09:20 PM
Happy join day man :)
Ass Kicker
10-30-2006, 09:48 PM
Welcome back. :D Seeing as Gorb was a newb when you were last here I can expect you don't know me.

You deserve a good thread... I'm sure Ass Kicker cannot mess around here while the veterans are here.

Oh no veterans my one weakness!!!!

*melts*
Bullet2head
10-30-2006, 09:54 PM
Only two things melt in the rain, sugar and shit.


And you ain't that sweet.
Captain Hair
10-30-2006, 09:57 PM
I remember him as well. He was an asshole. He had Baloog or whatever that bears name was as his avy correct?

Yeah, in additon to being a dick and a militant muslim-type, he was also an avid pilot. Hence Baloo from tail spin as his avatar.
Gorbet
10-30-2006, 10:09 PM
I remember Raptor. I also remember Raptor and Chaos in SD.

Fun times.

Welcome back. :D Seeing as Gorb was a newb when you were last here I can expect you don't know me.

I stopped being a newbie after a while and Captain Hair was still around.
Meteora
10-30-2006, 10:27 PM
Welcome back. :D Seeing as Gorb was a newb when you were last here I can expect you don't know me.

Don't make obvious assumptions about someone being a nub when a certain person posted without evidence, or more perferably logic.
Ass Kicker
10-30-2006, 10:47 PM
Don't make obvious assumptions about someone being a nub when a certain person posted without evidence, or more perferably logic.


I think I actually made it onto one of your newbie lists at one stage. Now I feel old.

I had just skimmed over this.
Ben
10-30-2006, 11:31 PM
Shitting on Raptor in SD was good times.
Anti Hero
10-30-2006, 11:38 PM
Didn't he also call himself Sky Pirate for a while after his Raptor account got banned?
Ben
10-30-2006, 11:53 PM
Yea.
Tassadar
10-31-2006, 09:06 AM
I like to think of Desert Eagle as Raptor lite. The only difference being that for some reason I actually got along with Raptor on a personal level.
Captain Hair
11-04-2006, 12:17 AM
I like to think of Desert Eagle as Raptor lite. The only difference being that for some reason I actually got along with Raptor on a personal level.

Age proximity mebbe?
Tassadar
11-04-2006, 01:40 PM
Age proximity mebbe?
I always got he impression that Raptor was still fairly young. I could be wrong. If I were to guess, I would say he's in his mid 20's?
Captain Hair
11-04-2006, 08:12 PM
I think he'd be mid to late 20's by now. I got the feeling he was early 20's when I first joined, and I was 15 back then. So if I'm 19 now that puts him around mid-late 20's. Which is closer to your age than most of the people around here. If you could be working/going to school/college with the person I'd say they could qualify as your "peer" if you will.
Chaos
11-05-2006, 02:16 AM
motherfucker is probably off in some camp in southwest pakistan learning how to shoot an AK-47 without pissing himself...

he should come back though i wish i could have just one last thread with him

you know you'd want to read that one
Captain Hair
11-05-2006, 03:21 AM
Oh i would love to see you guys argue on the internet like it really matters which one of you gets bored last. Because there's not way either of these two heavyweights are going down in less than 10 rounds. I'm sure Nuts would be glad to fly you to pakistan :D
Chaos
11-05-2006, 04:01 AM
I promise a 15-round bout straight-up consistitizing of the most splendiferous, redonkulous, mantificus knock-down Arab-beating this side of George Bush in the desert mirages of Irak.